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This security manual has been compiled by a redneck security expert.
Redneck security is often thought of as a joke. In reality, it's how rural folks protect each other and their property from intruders, thieves, con artists, etc., when law enforcement is "thin" in their area.
It's alright to be a redneck - Alan Jackson
This Redneck Security Manual gives you the basics - it's up to you to "fine tune" for the situation. Some measures in this manual may seem crude, hideous, disgusting, and even downright rotten. But, redneck security is a "mind game". They are intent on getting to you or getting something from you, and your intent is to prevent them from getting their wish. This means you need to take appropriate measures in your quest to render them "harmless".
NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PHYSICALLY HARM A PERSON, UNLESS YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THEIR INTENT IS PHYSICALLY HARM YOU, YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR LOVED ONES!
In this day & age of sudden violence, to cover my ass, I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6 and 4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go For It!'
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